-Joe Pesci : Hey Spider, that fuckin' bandage on your foot is bigger than your fuckin' head, you know that?
-Joe Pesci : What the fuck are you looking at? Come on, make that coffee to go!
-Joe Pesci : Where you goin'? Where you goin'? You dizzy muddafucka' you
-Robert De Niro : You fuckin' believe that? In this day and age... what da' fuck is this world comin' to?
-Mom: Why don't you get yourself a nice girl?
Joe Pesci: I get a nice one almost every night, mom.
Mom: Yeah, but get yourself a girl so you could settle down!
Joe Pesci: I settle down almost every night but then in the morning I'm free! I love you, I wanna be with... I wanna be with you
-Spyder: I tough-I thought-I'm...
Joe Pesci: I thought-I tought! You've been doin' this all fuckin' night to me, you motherfucker!
